Hyacinth looked beautiful today.  What an awful day to be a bisexual, thought Birch as he sat on the bench looking at a butterfly.  Not that he wasn’t sure about his feelings for Fir, who was also completely male but seeing Hyacinth in the daylight was an awful sight for a bisexual who was pent up with emotion.  

 

“Hey Birch,” Hyacinth said rushing over as soon as he saw him.

Birch didn’t want to answer and let his feelings settle a little before saying something.  “Hey Hyacinth, you look very nice in your straw loincloth”

“Oh thanks! I mean I took the time out to really work on the little details but thanks for noticing!”

Hyacinth was just an attractive wolf.  He had a nice round face.  Plump body large body.  Birch didn’t necessarily have a type, anyone was attractive to him.  There are attractive people with every body type.  Birch knew that if he really wanted to he could probably tell Hyacinth that he found him attractive, but honestly Birch’s feelings for Fir were too much.  But wouldn’t it be nice to just let loose and kiss someone.  He didn’t know how Hyacinth felt back for him but the fantasy played over and over in his head.  

Birch was skinny but he felt very comfortable with his body.  

“Should probably lay off the carbs right Hyacinth?”

“I don’t know why you would say that Birch,” said Hyacinth.  “You know I’ve been trying to lose weight.”

“Oh I’m so sorry Hyacinth,” Birch stammered.  “I didn’t know”

“You know we can’t all be skinny you know Birch, a lot of it’s genetics.”  

Birch bit his lip.  He realized that he’d probably spoken out of turn like he always did when he was nervous.  

Hyacinth made a motion towards him on the bench they were sitting on.  Hyacinth got so close that Birch could smell his cool breath on his face.  Mint.  Birch leaned in about closer to Hyacinth’s face till they were just inches apart.  The cool feel of the mint entering his nostrils.  Mint…