They all fucked.  But Fir kept saying no every time Birch and Hyacinth tried to kiss.  Which was annoying.

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"Thank you, oh generous Fir.  We will forever be greatful for making us all have sex"  Birch looked at Fir with a condescending glance.

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"Your welcome" fir closed his eyes and smiled happy for the backhanded compliment.

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"So are you staying?"  Fir looked toward Hyacinthy on the bed with a kind smile.

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Hyacinth got up and put on whatever he had to wear which wasn't much.  "No some people can't work from home like you two..."

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"Ooooooh tough....are we gonna take that one babe?"  Fir said turning his gaze toward Birch.

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"If I stop talking maybe he'll shut up"  Birch said aloud covering his face in his hands.

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"Can't stay.  Noted?  So it was just sex then." Fir mentioned.

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"Why do you do this?"  Hyacinth stammered.

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"Do what? Be protective because some douscehbag with douschy friends decided to come over and try to start a relationship with my boyfriend?"

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"He literally just put his dick in my ass and you told us to stop..."  Hyacinth growled.  He was ready to get in a fight with this stupid tiny sex addicted tiger.

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"I don't like seeing Birch in that position!"  Fir stammered.

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"You're deplorable!"

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"No no no no no no"

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"I'm leaving!  Birch call me and next time make sure this guy isn't there!"

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Fir squinted his eyes in confusion.  "I feel like there's a lot of hostility and I don't know why..."

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Hyacinth left and slammed the door behind him.

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"I liked his breath...Minty"  Fir said looking directly at Birch's face.

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Birch thought to himself.  I hate my life.

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