Is Now a Bad Time
"Birch I'm starting to get frustrated..." Fir paced around the house muttering to himself.
"Fir we literally just did it yesterday...I need a break." Birch rubbed his ass cheek that was still a bit sore. "We've been doing some pretty extreme stuff"
"Ok forget all the fucking physical stuff, can we just do it one more time..."
"Neither of us have a job we have to punch in for? What's the rush"
"My balls Birch..." Fir was getting beyond angry. "My balls are going to go blue"
"Head?" Birch asked trying to avoid an argument.
"Uggggh!" Fir stormed onto the sofa and sat down arms crossed unwilling to contribute anymore to this conversation.
Birch thought to himself how far he'd let things go. I mean at this point Fir was almost expecting to have sex at any given moment. Which was a lot. It was hard being in love with someone who just expected sex around the clock. Fir would oftentimes lie to the tribal council just so he could pretend like he was actually getting somewhere with the Hunter and the Chimera. Two impending issues that seemed to be on everyone's mind these days.
"Is now a bad time" Fir began to say still frustrated.
"Whaddya mean?"
"The tribal council told me if I don't come up with some answers soon all the villagers are going to blame me...for the panic..."
"Panic?"
"Forget about it forget about it, I'll take that head you offered, I'm fucking desperate." Fir emphasized his hard on with his hands. "As you can see."
"I don't even feel like it anymore. You killed the mood."
"You fucking bastard"
"Mood killer. Mood killer. Mood killer." Birch made a raspberry with his lips and laughed.
"N...o...t... f...u...n...n...y" Fir pretended he couldn't hear Birch incessant banter about how he literally killed the mood all the time and that it wasn't his fault.
Birch left the house for a bit taking in the fresh air. He traveled to the edge of the village still naked, though nobody in the village cared. Hyacinth walked past Birch doing a yoga pose and dropped his jaw.
"You motherfucker..." He stammered.
Birch looked up with an exhausted yawn. "What?"
"You are sitting out here doing yoga naked. That's weird for me..."
"You should've just minded your own business."
"You literally gave me a blowjob...How am I supposed to feel!"
"Question? Do you think Fir kills the mood?"
"Oh yea definitely for sure..." Hyacinth started. "The guy can not keep it in his pants. Super toxic."
"See that's what I thought but he still insists on having sex anyways."
"You're getting off topic!"
"I personally think your the one getting off topic...in life" Birch smirked. "Weren't you supposed to come over?"
Hyacinth took a breath and closed his eyes. Birch sat down lazily in front of him, but there was way too much hanging out.
"I like you" Hyacinth finally got out.
"Yea ok, well come over? Fir is nice?"
"And I don't like Fir, and I just had that three -way that one time because I wanted to know what it would feel like to have sex with you..."
"Oooooh...awkward..."
"Yea and on top of that I hate seeing you...because...cuz...I fucking hate myself. Fir's a fucking prick anyways."
"I mean he's got a pretty average sized schlong..."
"That's not what I mean!"
"Look...You need to get over your feelings...We're friends! Just enjoy time spent with me huh?" Birch raised his eyebrow at Hyacinth. "Heh? Guess I still got it?"
"Please stop"
"Birch bit his lip and stared into Hyacinth's eyes. "I still got it right?"
Hyacinth got up to walk away. "I..." Hyacinth was fully red. "I have to go"
"Wait, bud...hey c'mon don't go! Was it something I said? Fuck...what am I gonna do..."