There'll Always Be A Chance
Hyacinth blushed. "Please I'm begging you. They're ruthless. They won't leave it alone."
"Yea no I get it"
"No. No no no you don't... They told me if I don't come... Don't expect to be invited next time...Like ever..."
"Why?"
"Because they know!"
"Know what?!"
Hyacinth muttered through his lip. "Know you have a boyfriend"
"And?"
Hyacinth motioned for the door. Whatever he thought was going to happen didn't end up happening. He thought...maybe...maybe he could bite his neck at least. Just a small bite.
"I uhm...I can't do this...I've been so horny all week I can't even sleep because of you"
"I'll hang out with you guys next time..."
"Thanks 😅"
"Yea...no problem"
"Can you at least try to be exciting? They uh...know that I have a thing for you at this point..."
"Can't promise anything, social environments scare me"
"And they know that I can't get over you stupid! It makes me look weak!"
"Well I never liked them anyway"
"Oh ya! Well at least they're around! And they don't call me out of nowhere just to harass me"
"What is wrong with you"
"I don't want to just be friends"
"Woa"
"Yea..."
"You know Fir is coming back from the elders hut soon"
"Oh really?"
"No it's cool he knows I invited you"
"Oh, uhm...ok"
They heard a noise from the door. And then Fir walked in the doorway completely naked with a smirk on his face.
"Hey bab- wait what? He's still here?"Fir collapsed onto the couch. "Total boner killer." Fir sighed in exasperation. "Hey? Still wanna do it?". Fir raised his eyebrows towards Birch.
"You're such a freak!" Birch walked into the next room so he didn't have to think about what was just said.
"What? It was just a suggestion!". Fir followed Birch into the next room. Fir looked at Hyacinth. "You don't have to leave by the way, there's some beer on the fridge if you want it"
Hyacinth could hear the two of them talking amongst themselves and thought to himself. Hyacinth couldn't stand that Birch was fucking some other guy...but... The guy wasn't ugly at least...
Hyacinth walked to the kitchen and grabbed a beer. He could still hear Fir and Birch but he couldn't make out what they were saying.
He heard footsteps and then some confusion.
"Oh where did Hyacinth go?"
"I'm over here!" Hyacinth called out.
Fir and Birch walked in clothed in leaf loincloths.
"We are clothed!" Fir pointed out.
"Yaaaay...". Hyacinth forced a smile and glanced at Birch. Although Birch was looking at Hyacinth from behind Fir making the kill sign with his hand sliding across his neck. Then as Fir breathed to speak again Birch palmed his face into his hands.
"How do you like the digs? Pretty spacious right?" Fir leaned on a pot and then broke it.
Hyacinth was trying to pay attention to Fir but Birch was giving him a side eye and shaking his head no.
"Uhm, no yea, it's really nice! And I like this beer is it an IPA?"
"Uh yes by the way it is" Fir smiled at Hyacinth pretending he didn't just break his pot.
"You can really taste the wheat! And it's really bitter! Bitter is really good when it's done right? Like tea?"
"We are clothed and we are friendly!"
Birch hit his head against the wall pretending he didn't exist.
"So did you know that i?"
"And I also know that you like my boyfriend!"
Hyacinth frowned but Birch was blushing and would not make eye contact.
"We are friendly!"
"Uh no yea I got that"
"We are friendly and we are trying to have sex with you!"
Birch banged his head against the wall. "Please kill me"