Enoki
Enoki had a fat fetish. Ok. Ok no big deal. Just everybody knows. Also no big deal. No stress no stress. It sucked that Fir ended up dating Birch. Shit. He opened up about his emotions for nothing. Living with your parents sucked as an adult. The only thing that kept his mind busy was working out. Gawd he really fucked up his life by getting involved in a marriage. Enoki was coming home from the Elder's hut when suddenly he saw something behind him.
Holy shit what was that...Enoki started breathing heavily. He started walking faster. It reminded him of being back home in Aizawa. Shit, shit shit. He turned back to look again and there was definitely someone following him. Fuck, his heart was racing. Enoki gathered up his courage and turned to face the cloaked figure.
"Oi! Ittai nani ga shitai no eh?! (Hey, what do you want?)" He pushed the cloaked figure to the ground and the hood fell off to reveal it was Shimeji.
"O-o-osashiburi (Long time no see)?"
"Kuso Yarou (Pretty Bad Slur?), you scared the shit out of me! How long were you following me around?!"
"San Kagetsu-kan (Three Months)"
"3 MONTHS! Shimeji we are DIVORCED! I could have you locked up, booked fucking anything. Do you realize how insane you are."
"Enoki please I just came to apologize"
"Fuck I'm calling the authorities I don't give a fuck."
When the authorities showed up Shimeji was embarrassed by the situation he'd placed himself in.
"Shimeji...we've told you this before..."
"Mae no?" (Before) Enoki loked around in absolute confusion.
"Yes, we're really sorry about this 'Noki he's been tailiing you for 5 months..."
"You said 3!"
Shimeji stuttered. "I didn't want you to get freaked out"
"Oh, I'm pressing charges."
"If you want to do that that's definitely an option if you need any help with that proce-"
"Oh, my gosh Shimeji are you blushing?" Enoki's eyes twitched in disgust. Should he even take this to court. This freak would take any opportunity to see him, even court.
"I can't help blushing! I'm naturally a nervous person!"
"Hentai!"
Shimeji couldn't wait for the tribal council to await their decision. If he could just catch a glimpse of Enoki when he was angry. Gawd that was such a turn on.